No one said SLEEPING yet??!!

Mostly I see them sleeping at red lights. Red...green...red...green - car in center lane just idling - cars behind blowing horns, then giving up and going 'round. But once on an early AM weekend ride I glance in my helmet mirror and see this car coming up behind me STRADDLING the fog line. I am lined up perfectly with the hood ornament. I think I heard his wheels in the dirt first. Anyway, I hook a hard left into the next drivway - waaaaay up next to the house and watch this fellow get all John Deer on some hedges and landscaping before "coming to" and stopping.

Technically, most New Orleaneans do not go to sleep and wake up. We tend to pass-out and come-to.