While I was a passenger in a furniture truck I saw a guy eating a hoagie with his left hand while drinking a milk shake with his right. He steered with his big fat belly.

Item 2: While a passenger in my friend's car during a blizard, we were traveling in the middle lane of the interstate at about 35 mph, which was absolutely the fastest you could go w/o fishtailing. Suddenly an idiot driving a Camaro appeared in the left lane doing about 60 and fishtailing like crazy. He got about 50 yards ahead of us and went into a skid, straddling OUR LANE. Fortunately his frantic efforts to straighten out his car sent him into a snowdrift in the median. After we calmed down, we laughed at what a moron he was. 15 minutes later he passed us AGAIN!!!! I would pay serious money to find out EXACTLY where he was going!

Personal item. Someone asked if they saw sleepers. I WAS a sleeper....on my bike. No idea how I feel asleep while riding, but it WAS 5AM and dark. Woke up by a pothole and didn't crash. But I was WIDE AWAKE the rest of the comute!