Oh goodness. You know what really burgundies my knickerbockers? Those young getabouts that think they own the black pave on their even-wheeled cyclomatrons are truly too much. I say, we were achieving such velocity on our steam-driven carriages at much less an effort. Why should one participate in such tomfoolery? It is the Dickens, i will tell you.

This video is neat, though that one fellow at the beginning is in need of a nose hair trimmer.