I read a chilling article in the Weekly World News a few years ago, as I was waiting in line at the grocery store. It said that campers were being terrorized by talking squirrels, who would find a camper on their own, surround them, and chant "We want nuts, we want nuts!" (They couldn't print it if it wasn't true, right?)

And didn't Dilbert once predict the future, and claim that humanity would be enslaved by squirrels, and forced to work in their nut mines?

The horror, the horror!

It's started!

You're next! YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!