I could have r2d2'd it like "there is no bicycle lane, I am allowed to ride in the street. hardy har har"

, but all I could think to say at the time was "
yo.... .... .... (it was funny cause he paused and was really paying attention to what I was about to formulate; imagine a screw face trying to come up with the next 'your mama' joke, but having trouble) ..
.go...find... the bidch azzz lane! " and proceeded to tell him that's where he belonged. 's the best I could come up with to match the level of ridiculous. like I was gonna go and find a bicycle lane to ride on, lol.