i've never experienced jury duty, but from what i've heard its a pain in the keister. getting out of it for walking there... thats kinda funny.
as for the guy on the bike that almost got a speeding ticket on the bike trail, well, was there a posted speed limit? i also agree that it would be worth keeping to hang on the wall... though i doubt i'd pay it. to me thats just a cop trying to meet quota.