Please don't bother to introduce yourself next season or any subsequent season. Frankly, I have no idea who you are and perhaps I will end up introducing myself to you. But *clearly* I not the kind of person you want to get to know. You've already determined exactly who I am and what I am like, so why bother? You've made that completely clear in every post you've made in this thread. So please, save yourself the grief and pass on meeting this stupid, superficial hipster.

Continue to photograph my bicycles if you want though. Someone has to do it. Must have been fun waiting for me to turn my back so you could snap a pic of it though.