Don't steal things.

Why are 100 babies all in the same place without their mothers?

Get a job.

If you can't get a job, ask yourself "what's wrong with me?"

Walk by the bike.

Walk by the babies.

If you have a bike... ride by the babies, on your way to looking for a job.

Don't lock your bike up in NY when you interview for the job, or you will force villains to contemplate stealing your bike. If your interview goes really long... they will justify taking parts off of it. Then you will have no transportation and you will ultimately be forced to choose between abusing babies and death.

It's not a pretty scenario. So, don't steal.