I tell you what, roughstuff. My family history in this country goes back to the pre-revolutionary war days. In fact, one of my ancestors was granted a honkin' big chunk of New Hampshire before he went over to fight with the rebels (and, of course, lost the land grant).
So as far as I'm concerned, punk, you are the lazy, leeching immigrant, and if you don't straighten your act up now, I'm going to have you deported.