Originally Posted by
supramax
If we can complain about anything, it would be those ****ing in-line skaters that take up both lanes. I never see them on my runs in the forest, though.

OMG. There's this one middle-aged Don Juan wannabe rollerblader on my local MUP who skates like an Olympic speedskater, with the wide arm swings and everything. Down the middle. And NEVER moves over.
Until he sees an attractive woman between the ages of 18 and 80, whereupon he slows down and has even reversed direction to try to chat them up. He's hilarious. And annoying.