Well...I had to write to him. No doubt he's stunned by my withering attack. Geez...I hope I didn't mis-spell anything!

Chris, I know that you don't care, but I wanted you to know that I'm not going to make any comments about your posting and how I think that you wrote that just to save the cash required to make a phone call to Austin from way down there where you are. Really I can't blame you. I'm not going to call him either.

Bill (who didn't know that you don't have to have a sense of humour to write a humour column) Clark :confused: