Yes, I'm gunna right half a page on Sam Neman

As I've said before, I'm a bit a closet bogan, and it's hard not to like footy when you were "breast fed" on it, as Hooskey used to say. However, I can't sit and watch a whole game anymore.

Anyway, Sam is a bit of a legend, even though his humour is so low-brow that "low-brow" is not low enough, and dido for the sexist stuff. He doesn't take himself seriously on air, but you do here plenty of "don't you know who I am" stories around town. And those cars and the surgery.....Jeeesus!!

Ever heard the highly profound and articulate expression, "he who absolutely doesn't give a stuff has the most power"? This is really why I like him: he doesn't give a stuff about his radio job so much that he ain't scared to ask anyone 'anythink', or offend any fat-headed footballer, or say whatever he wants. He's not a try-hard on air. There's no one else around that would give so much shit to the likes of Dermy. He will get stuck into anyone