Originally Posted by Jtgyk

---Diamond Back Anacondasin Mamba, a deadly species unique to North Texas that lays in wait along well traveled paths waiting to strike unsuspecting cyclists in order to snare their water bottles---

I knew I should have ridden the cheap Mongoose...I would've pwned that snake.

Now at 3:30, I'm starting to feel the effects of the fun.
The left shoulder doesn't like me raising my arm over 90 degrees.
The left knee tells me it doesn't appreciate my repeated bending.
The Thigh and I are not on speaking terms at the moment (it said it looks fat and locked itself in its room)
the offer of ice has at least shut it up from blubbering. Small steps....small steps.

Bruised, Battered, and Bewildered am Iiiiiiii. (wounds like a song don't it?)
At least I'm not Gov Perry....with his broken collarbone....mansion....chauffeur....yes men....money...nice hair....

But I didn't wind up doing 30-ish miles on bad knees.

Yikes Tx!