I've gotten the standard "Yo Lance," though it was followed up with the three 16-year-old DBs chanting "*******, *******."

Another occasion I was stopped at a light when a car screeched up alongside, and the passenger yelled "have some!" Startled me pretty good. Startled me more when I realized he wasn't kidding, he'd thrown a good-sized roach me. I thought about it.

And I've gotten "nice ass" from the local college girls, which at 30 I'm getting old enough to really appreciate.