I like a big metal box around me when I go that fast, thank you very much. Besides, my convertible Miata is as airy and refreshing as I need any motor vehicle to be.

My favorite two things about bicycles are
A) the exercise
B) the versatility. I can do things that I won't mention here because the safety nannies will start bawling and yelling at me. (But really, if you can't jaywalk while on a bike, you might as well be on a moped, IMO.)

Motorcycles are pricey, too. Insurance, registration, licensing. Not to mention traffic laws.
I know for a fact that I will never be pulled over or given a ticket on my bicycle. Not around here, anyway.