Originally Posted by
mandovoodoo
Originally Posted by billew View Post
Maybe learning to ride a bike safely might help.
That actually wasn't the subject. There exist a variety of remedial programs concerning reading and logic. You might consider looking into them. Also, genetic therapy might be available to tone down your "*******" gene. Or you could go to Switzerland and end it all.
Thanks!
No, the idiot's right - didn't your wife do that course where you ride at 20mph and people throw dogs at your back wheel? They start with purse dogs and move up to dobermans - I thought everyone did that course! Really, you were asking for trouble if you didn't take it...