Originally Posted by
Servo888
I did the math... On campus, I go take a leak, and 5 guys join the stalls next to me. 4/5 guys, decide not to wash their hands after taking a leak. In the 2 hour period, there will be about 20 guys using the restroom, that's 16 unwashed hands. These guy must leave the building eventually, and there are only four doors available to exit from. The guys must touch the door handle to exit, as must you. The chances of you touching somebodies penis, is well over 80%.
Therefore, used bibs / shorts don't scare me.
Guy from Michigan State and guy from Michigan go to the Men's room. Guy from Michigan heads to the eixt without washing his hands. Guy from State says don't they teach you to wash your hands at Michigan.
Guy from Michigan says they teach us not to piss on our fingers
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