Daily ride?

Drink water for a few hours before my ride
Eat a banana 30 minutes before my ride / fill water bottles
Pee before I change into my gear
Change into my gear
Pull bike out of truck, quick inspect and fill tires with air
Write down yesterday's ride info from my computer if I didn't already
Ride away

Everything I need to fix a problem should one arise is always on my bike in the seat bag, so no need to remember to grab all this crap before I head out.