Flanders-
Assuming I've looked up the correct place (this is, after all, still a secret), here's the policy on pets:
Pets Welcome at the Hilton Chicago/Indian Lakes Resort Conference Center Hotel:
Guests may bring a maximum of two (2) pets under 75 pounds per room. Manager approval is required for all pets over 75 pounds. A non-refundable fee of $75 per stay is required when bringing animals to the property, and guests agree to pay for any damage caused by their pet while they are a guest of Hilton Chicago/Indian Lakes Resort and Conference Center hotel. Pets must be kept out of all public areas in the hotel and must be leashed when transported to and from the guestroom. Pets must be caged whenever unaccompanied in the room, as rooms will not be serviced by housekeeping unless the pet is caged. A "Pet in Room" sign, available at the front desk, must also be displayed on the door knob hanger whenever the pet is unaccompanied in the room. All pet walking must be done by the Sedona East Pond, and guests are required to pick up after their animal.
As a completely unrelated matter, I love the way we Chicago area fools come up with completely unrelated names for stuff. Like, Indian Lakes resort. There MAY still be some native Americans in the area (HIGHLY unlikely, though), but there damn sure aren't any lakes.
It should be named something more appropriate. Maybe Caucasian Suburban Sprawl resort.