Jens Voigt is so tough that the day after the crash, Cadel Evans announced to the peloton that Europe was now 12" closer to Australia.
Those weren't sparks from Jens bike when it hit the ground, that was Jens generating pyroclastic flow.
Jens did not crash - he attacked the earth.
Last edited by Terex; 07-23-09 at 04:15 PM.