I ran over something that was already dead once. I have no idea what it was...it was so flat that I didn't even see it until it was too late to react without running into someone else.

I hit the side of a truck once. I was riding on a sidewalk and the truck came speeding out of an alley. I hit my brakes and slowed down a lot, but I still hit it. The people in the truck just laughed.

Yeah, I know....that's why nobody rides on the sidewalk.