Yeah! We can be friends. Maybe.

This is so nice. I actually like your bike too, just not the writing on the stays, nor the crankarms. Still, it's nice.

And, I actually own a Cannondale and like it. It just seems that of late if you have $1500 you are only allowed, per forum rules, to buy a Cannondale.

I can't grow a mustache.

And who are you kidding? Everyone knows you need a dented keirin track bike to get banged by hot women.