Yall got nothing.

In my last race, things got antsy. Crash happened at the front of the peleton. Everybody went to the left. My path (unfortunately) happened to take me into a sign post at 25 mph. I stopped within 4 feet of it. My right foot did not come unclipped from the pedal. The momentum from the bike bent my knee the wrong way, completely tearing my acl, mcl, pcl, put a hole in my medial meniscus, and sprained the lcl.

Any other horror stories.