Are they actual real, still functioning Hanebrink forks? Amazing! Very 1996, but amazing none-the-less.

Good news for me from the doctor. The hospital did a bang-up job fixing up the old leg apparently, so they didnt have to change the dressing or anything, and there's no sign of any nastiness.
My oath they did a good job - nearly had a chuck when they were scrubbing the grease out of it.