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08-11-09 | 12:50 PM

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lotek

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From: n.w. superdrome

Bikes: 1 trek, serotta, rih, de Reus, Pogliaghi and finally a Zieleman! and got a DeRosa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scooper

. . .
Boy riding bicycle sees girl in bikini. Boy stops and talks to girl. Use your imagination to figure out what happens next.

Boy: Hi there, wanna ride on my Schwinn Paramount?
Girl: Gee, I would but I'm not sure, my mother told me not to talk to strangers
Boy: Well, How dangerous can I be? I'm wearing my grandfathers pants and tennies. How could
anyone wearing their pants around their sternum be anything but a clown?
Girl: uhm, er, ah, I'm still not sure, what did you say your name was?
Boy: uh, john,er . . . I mean Wayne. Yah that's it, I'm Wayne.
Girl: oh I'm sorry Wayne, I forgot I'm supposed to wash my hair this week, and I've penciled that in
for 2.36 minutes from now. Bye, gotta go
Wayne: Damn, lost another one.

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