Originally Posted by
BCAC
Actually, I dirt bike a lot which means lots of crashes. You learn early on not to try to break your fall with your hands, as that often leads to wrist, shoulder or collarbone problems.
The slow reflexes help, though.

No problem! No wrist, shoulder or collarbone problems for me!
On the other hand, I did break both elbows. My next goal is to regain the ability to feed myself. When that happens I think I will celebrate by buying a Manino's Cherry pie.