I know. But, I'll take good fast bike sex whenever I can get it. First it starts off with a bit of tease with a good paint job, followed by a little acrobatic Kama-Sutra with the spinning bicycle. Then, down and dirty with a hard sprint, only to be finished off by throwing the arms up in Victory. WOOHOO!!!!!
Ok, I know am a little obsessed, I really love cycling. But, I don't "LOVE" my bicycle.