It reads so completely surreal. I'm reading on CP24, ....this 'Toronto police Sgt. Tim Burrows' fellow is speaking in weird tongues. His quote's read like he's either trying REALLY hard to be impartial, or he's the man who lays the groundwork for The Rich and Powerful™ to skate charges. Most importantly though is finding out who the victim is.

Damn. His name was Al, he was a messenger.
http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/loc...01?hub=Toronto
Watch the witness video.