Well, I've got 7 in the garage but I only consider 4 of them to be "mine". One used to be mine but my wife rides it now. One is on loan indefinitely from a friend who never used it but couldn't bear to sell it to me. One was rescued from my dad's barn and is up for sale on craigslist.

My wife is already throwing a fit. I'm not sure how to feed my habit any further without a divorce in my future. Any tips?