Funny skewer story.

There's a local recycling place that sells old junk, including sometimes Campagnolo parts, which they think are gold. Anyway, they had a bunch of hubs in the case one day, with all the skewers removed and set aside. I asked how much the hubs were? $50. each they say. I asked how much the skewers were? $1. each they say. I bought them all, nearly 20...