That reminds me of a story I heard 3 weeks ago.
A few local ex-pro's and elite racers (including me) were hanging and drinking by a campfire. One ex-pro recalls to the other "remember when we used to go MTBing back in the mid-90's in Brecksville and we got wasted before the rides, and then filled our bottles with beer?"

Then the good part comes
"And remember that time that deer came out and made you wipe out? You chased after that thing and beat the **** out of it!"