Here's how to fix the fat tounge (stolen from Crailtap.com)

Smyth comes thru with the common cure for excessive Skate Tongue. A disease, though much more prevalent in the mid to late '90s, still inflicts one out of every five skaters.



1. "Feeling a little fat and bloated? You might have skate tongue. Don't fret. With a short invasive surgery you can rid that cancer for good."



2. "Scalpel!"



3. "Make a small incision from throat to tip."



4. "Open up, and the tumor is revealed. Not for the faint of heart."



5. "Booyow! Thankfully it was benign. If scaring occurs, slap a sticker on it."