Originally Posted by
tatfiend
Sounds like a long, involved and messy process to me. How many bike riders would put up with a process such as this regularly to lube their chain and how many wives would allow melting grease on their stoves

Actually, that's an old school bicycle chain lubeing process only the practioners use melted wax. I think you're supposed to do it during a certain moon phase and there might even be an incantation that goes with it but I've never been admitted into that school.