Not that old, yet. (but starting to fall apart anyway!)

I guess it wasn't obvious that paragraph was tongue-in-cheek?

BTW, there is indeed a difference between acting crudely and just having normal male thoughts. It certainly is unacceptable for men to make rude comments, say, about what they'd like to do to a woman they just saw: even if it would be "normal" for them to think such a thought to themselves!