Originally Posted by BarracksSi

All I hear in this thread is, "Men do this, men do that, blah blah blah..." Anything worse and we're eating babies and clubbing panda bears.

This is why I never strike up conversations with women -- I have to be defensive from the start. Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean that I want to sleep with every girl I see.

Maybe I should stop carrying a harness and cat o' nine tails...