Gentlemen:

I suggest you become a white knight and not tarry amidst the rabble and the serfs.

Join me in policing the language of BF.

For example, someone on another thread said that anyone who rubbed mismatched wheels looked like a "hipster ***".

Well I tell you what. I took the silver sword of my Righteousness and slew him for his intolerant and bigoted remarks.

I have three daughters and two granddaughters and will do whatever it takes to flog these disgusting pigs until they behave in a manner becoming of a gentleman.

And it's a hell of a lot of fun being self-righteous.

Join me.