...that you were gonna install your new VO fenders?

Aw, gee, no! There were so many things that I wanted to do more! Like remove all my skin with an orbital sander using #60 grit and then have a nice long soak in a bathtub full of rubbing alcohol. Or heat up knitting needles at the stove and force them through my hands. Or paint myself hot pink and go to a teabag rally and yell "Glenn Beck is a socialist!" Or pick out a color combination with my wife for the new exterior paint scheme on our house.

Frankly, I'm a little apprehensive about installing the fenders. From what I've heard, it sounds like real torture.