Over the course of the day yesterday I saw on THREE separate occasions someone carrying their fixie on their shoulder like in these ads you see. The first time I made the mistake of thinking he had some problem with his bike, so I asked: "Hey, you got everything you need?"

He gave me a confused look, so I gestured at his bike. "I have a patch kit and a pump, need anything?" He looked at me and turned back to a friend he was with and kept walking. I then realized he was just carrying it, it didn't look like he'd ridden it (yellow tires weren't dirty).

Now its ON and I'm going to heckle them every chance I get