Originally Posted by
genec
Are we sure this isn't just some ploy to have sex with some yet undiscovered concubine... say disguised as a health care provider...
Or maybe he really is going to hike the Appalachian trail this time... Yeah, that's it...

I was just thinking the same thing...
Sweetheart, I fell off my bike and hurt my wrists - will you kiss them to make the pain go away?