Every woman I know is all about beards, and is super disappointed when I shave. They like men to look like men. Besides, I shower every day. It's how we do in California. We are a clean people. I've also got a nice little beard comb that stays nestled in my pocket at all times ready for deployment when the beard gets unruly. As you can see by my snappy, neat haircut I am all about staying clean and hygienic.