Just thought of this...
Yojimbo's has some funky-lookin' bars that could be modified for some super-narrow drop-style bars... like, 30cm wide or so. They're hard to describe... imagine a pair of drop bars, but at the ends they take a 90 degree turn and flare outwards another 6 inches. If you cut the flares off, they'd be pretty sweet.
Marcus - what kind of bars are these? They're on that little table underneath the wheels (right under your bronze CXP-21 wheel, if I remember), they're steel, and they cost $14.50. I thought they were Nitto's, but maybe not...