Hmm. If I was only a 26-year old ex-recon, instead of ancient, this would be interesting.

My brother-in-law had his Marin stolen, a $1500 bike. He pretty much knew it was traded for crack. He offered the suspected thief $100 if he could find it for him....and 24 hours later, it was back.

Of course, about a month later, it was stolen again.

Knives are stupid. Tire irons are very useful. He should have changed his tire shortly after the bike was returned.

Some people only understand flat tires.