A drunk a-sshole tried to shoulder-check me off of my bike last night.
I was moving pretty quick in the Annex and I saw him coming so slowed down a bit but he slammed into my right side. Lucky for me, I am not small and, with the bike, I am about 210lbs; he bounced off of me and into a parked car, hitting his head on the rear bumper. I stupidly asked if he was okay but he got up pretty quick so I guess he wasn't hurt. A few people on the sidewalk started yelling at him and he sort of stumbled off but if I had been smaller or a less-experienced cyclist (I didn't fall), I could have been really badly hurt. What a dick.