Or there's the one where he talks about a bike "with a minor shunt in the frame" or the fact that the guy charges $35 to box a bike which you cannot get away from. And of course all his bikes are just old road bikes with the rear dished to center and the cluster replaced with a track cog and BB lock ring. Thanks but no thanks. For $50 I can go find that same Schwinn Varsity and get my own trashy stamped cog and BB lock ring.

Caveat emptor is the catchphrase.