A teenaged girl pulls up from behind me at an intersection:

'GET OUTTA THE ****ING ROAD!'

'I belong in the road.'

'NO, YOU BELONG ON THE ****ING SIDEWALK!'

'No, I'm sorry, you're wrong, bikes belong on the street.'

'NO, YOU'RE WRONG, GET OUTTA THE ****ING ROAD!'

'Please read up on the law, it's in your handbook, and get back to me'

As she pulls away-

'WHATEVER, HAVE FUN ON YOUR BIKE, ******!'

'Have fun being wrong!'