Car load of teens roll up to a traffic light I'm already stopped at. I could hear them all laughing (probably at me) so I expected some kind of smart remark. On on my classic bike at 11:00 at night, decked out in spandex and reflective gear and the kid in the passenger seat rolls down his window and says "Hey man, how fast will that bike go?
I gave him a thoughtful look and said; "Well, if I rode it off a cliff it would do about a hundred!"
They all thought that was kinda funny, so when the light changed they told me to be careful and ride safe.
It was one of my better moments,..........you dont wanna hear the other ones.