^^ Yeah. Eventually we'll all be swayed into buying one of those dastardly contraptions by some long-haired, bearded hippie.

"First, I'll have them all buy the back brace thingy," Takes drag off joint.<cough, snort>
"Then they'll all be wanting a recumbent," another toke.<snort, cough, snort>
"Then I'll rule their minds! HAhHahahahahahah!!!," long drag. "Hahhahahhaha ..." <cough, cough, cough.>