A few months ago I was performing salmon maneuvers up the road after a long tiring day of riding and decided it might be better to hop the curb on the opposite sidewalk to save sometime. Shortly after performing the hoping maneuver I heard yelling/screaming from my left side in my direction, right before I was assaulted. I couldn't get out of my clips fast enough to avoid the initial onslaught that occurred. I remember falling to the ground and trying to cover my head. In moments I had lost control of the situation beyond the point where retaining any self dignity was possible. On the verge of losing all bodily functions I was only saved a further beat down when my wife called the kids inside and I crawled down the yard and into the garage.