The turkeys aren't suicidal. I've got a country road that I take my morning ride on when I'm working from home, and there's a flock of turkeys that hang out on the road during the warm months. They see me coming, I move to the left to go around them...they all walk over to that side of the road. So I head to the right, they turn around and head right. So I swerve left and they go left...then I swerve right and they go right. They run me off the road about 50% of the time and I'm sure they think it's hilarious.