Yes, pastorbob, it is a terrible, nasty, bad-bad-bad forgery and you should divest yourself of its evil influence immediately. I am here to help you cast off this sinful abomination. Send it to me and I will make sure it gets the fate it deserves. No need to thank me, I'm happy to help . . .





It's getting a little thick in here. Maybe we should all take a deep breath and sing a rousing chorus of "Kumbayah."